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the only domestic instinct my parents have managed to pass on to me is the tendency to hoard multiple plastic bags in another plastic bag despite the fact that I will probably never need this many plastic bags in my adult life

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alcohol after a long time of restraint is always bittersweet

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My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

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I read this out loud to boyfriend and he just went “ohhhhhhhhh” 

CEOs all runnin around terrified of blue shells from the homeless
That’s how it is when a person develops an attraction toward someone. He’s nowhere, then suddenly he’s everywhere, whether you want him to be or not. Ugly Love- Colleen Hoover (via midwestern-darling) 165 notes
I remember the first time you held my hand. I don’t know if it was because of the cold or the fact I loved you but fuck, I felt the world rush through my veins. 11:49pm (via surfandsoul) 96,381 notes
No, fuck you. I was worth it. and I’m still worth it // R.R. (via softhued) 309,738 notes
My heart does not belong to me, nor to anyone else. It declared its
independence from me before it turned into a stone.
Mahmoud Darwish, excerpt from “From now on you are somebody else” in A River Dies of Thirst (via larmoyante) 2,254 notes

"i’ve always had an addictive personality and i guess that’s why i never could get over you"
I am myself. That is not enough. Sylvia Plath, excerpt from “The Jailer”  (via slutstatus) 6,835 notes
if she mentions it more than once,
it’s bothering her.
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is it free every student ever when offered something (via gnarly) 348,167 notes